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If you are easily offended, I advise you to leave. If you don't, you're just pissing yourself off. I don't mean anything I say in this site anyways. Most of the information is parody on day to day happenings. If I actually thought this way, I would be a horrible human being and I am not. I just like to laugh at my own expense and sometimes the expense of others. Still, it's not my fault if you get angry or insulted. That also means you can't sue me. I have done nothing wrong to you. If the quality of this site is not to your liking then try to remember that I receive no money for this. In fact, I pay money for it. I had to pay money for registering the domain name (CEoBOb.net) and hosting is not cheap either.( I am on a free site now until I fix my server, sorry) and I am not asking you for money to run the site - the only reason I run this website is so that people can read it. You might think that I have plenty of time to write for the site, but life is not exactly full of interesting things to write about when you do nothing all day. Even when I work overnights, finding the time to write will be hard enough, but perhaps the hardest thing to do is find something to write about. What I try to do is provide people with something to read that may be amusing or entertaining. If it is not, then perhaps it is just not for you UPDATE 3/24/10: Pretty amazing I know, right? I have not worked specifically on the content of web page since 2008. Most of the files and/or pages have been on this site since 1999 in various forms. The last major renovation of this web page happened in 2004. I have even forgetten, I'd say, 60 percent of what I haven posted on this site. Like I have said, finding time to write is not on the front burner. I have stuff to do even when there is nothing to do and for that I apologize. OBVIOUSLY, the fragile world around me has come to a different point of my past work. I have removed some of that work because in all honesty I am not the same person who started work on this site. I respect the point of views of others whether I agree with it or not. This doesnt mean I going to go and throw up my white flag on this site. It simple means in the words of my white rapping for fathers "Yo. if you problem. yo I'll solve it. Check out my hook while my dj revolves it" For documents and software available from this server, the U.S. Government does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, or process disclosed. Articles about college, life, hate, music, random shit, death, pain, evil, cats, parents, teenage life, star wars, porn, coffee, tea, computers, kittens, WALL, gods, driving, crashing, and smoking, I speak here as I speak to my friends - informally. It is not the intention of CEoBOb.net to provide specific medical advice, but rather to provide users with information to better understand their disorders. Specific medical advice will not be provided, and CEoBOb.net urges you to consult with a qualified physician for diagnosis and for answers to your personal questions. Prostitution is illegal. The government and uptight moralistic religious and political nut cases have created laws to put you in jail for selling sex or buying sexual services. You can give it away for free, but you can't sell it. Therefore, everything said here is fiction and is for your entertainment and amusement only. If you are under 18, I apologize for the world we are leaving you. If you read this, you are instructed to forget everything as soon as you're done. Most of the information available from this site is within the public domain. Public domain information may be freely downloaded and reproduced. However, it is requested that in any subsequent use of this work, CEoBOb.net be given appropriate acknowledgement. The Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998 specifically allows the making of back-up copies of software, but only providing it is for lawful use. If there is any doubt over what constitutes a back-up, check your software licence agreement or the software publisher.
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